Here are some jokes found floating around the internet that I thought were funny. True credits for each joke are unknown, but belong to their respective creators, whoever they are. The jokes are placed into 3 sections: "Question & Answer Jokes", "Statement Jokes", and "Short Story Jokes". Enjoy!
Question & Answer Jokes
Q: What is Xur's first name?A: Lou.
Q: What do you call it when a Warlock, Hunter, and Titan that are getting along in school?
A: A KinderGuardian.
Q: How many Guardians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to actually change it, and ninety nine to complain how it was better before.
Q: Why don't Warlocks wear Exotic Boots?
A: Because they like to be carried.
Q: Why do Titans hate Hunters?
A: Because they keep bursting their bubbles.
Q: Which movie does the Cabal hate watching the most?
A: Revenge of the Fallen.
Q: Do you know why the Traveler is really good at handling really bad situations?
A: It just makes Light of everything.
Q: Why didn't the Fireteam respond to Zavala's beckoning?
A: They were on a Strike.
Q: What did Outbreak Perfected say to its children at bedtime
A: Nanite.
Q: Why can't you date Oryx?
A: Because he's Taken.
Q: Why did the Dreg eat the food off of the floor?
A: Because it had Fallen.
Q: Why couldn't that Guardian sleep?
A: Because he was Awoken.
Q: What do you call a Guardian protecting a vehicle?
A: A Vanguard!
Q: Why wasn't Saint-14 having fun at the Tower?
A: Because he had Bad Juju.
Q: What was Felwinter's Lie?
A: That his shotgun was actually a sniper.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a Warlock?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Statement Jokes
A Guardian said: "I have no time to explain why I have No Time To Explain".The Drifter said: "I'd tell you a joke about A Thousand Voices, but you'll never get it…".
A Guardian said: "My girlfriend is alot like The Last Word, I don't have a The Last Word".
Short Story Jokes
A Hunter, Titan, and Warlock are on a ship. Nolandroid suddenly decides that he needs to free up space on the ship. "We don't need this anymore," says the warlock. He throws away a couple of scout rifles. "We don't need that anymore," says the titan. He throws away some Plasteel plating. "There are WAY too many of these lying around," says the Hunter, and throws the Warlock out of the ship.The Vanguard was in a bar one night telling jokes. The Drifter walks in and Zavala invites him over to share some of his jokes. Zavala raves to the Vanguard about how many good jokes the Drifter has on Oryx. Then the Drifter said: "I had jokes, but they were Taken".
On the way into a Strike, a Warlock sees a Titan eating a box of Crayons and gasps: "What are you doing"!? The Titan shrugs his shoulders and looks innocently at the Warlock, then replies: "I'm just getting rid of some excess ammo"...
A fireteam begins to prepare for a Raid. A Hunter says to the Titan: "we are going into the Vault Of Glass, it's pretty nasty, so bring something good". So the Titan brought Windex…